This Could Actually Explain A Lot

[ Guest post by Timothy Campbell from the blog NEOSIMIAN SAPIENS on 2011-12-25. Enjoy ! ]

Homo Sapiens Central Processing Unit

From:  Product Support Department, Milky Way Branch
To:        The Humans
Re:        Homo Sapiens Central Processing Unit

Please note that your human brains did not evolve to run the software they are currently running.

Upon investigating your complaints, we discovered that your latest software has numerous flaws and malware that severely compromise the operation of your brains. The actual brains are functioning according to the specifications established around 200,000 BCE. They have undergone only minor updates since then. Please upgrade your brains to newer models or correct the bugs in your software.

Thank you.

P.S.  No, we do not know what Facebook is, nor do we have a “page” there.

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Thanks to Timothy Campbell for this post, which can be found here:

http://neosimian-sapiens.blogspot.com/2011/12/homo-sapiens-central-processing-unit.html

The brain diagram came from this url: http://www.brainhealthandpuzzles.com/images/diagram_brain_cortex.jpg

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3 Responses to This Could Actually Explain A Lot

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  2. unclerave says:

    So little change! (kinda explains a lot!) Both comforting and sad, at the same time.

    • dominic724 says:

      The rest of both my blogs: Vanishing Narrative and Standing In an Open Field are about the fantastic potential of our minds and the skillful means to use them. Self knowledge is indispensable, but it’s just where we start. Granted it seems like some of us do not start, but it’s not for me to define for anyone else. I let someone point to it in a satirical piece, and enjoy it for what it is. Thank you for commenting and for sharing. Stop by whenever you like – the porch light is always on.

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